I move to Seattle and they have the largest snowfall in years. The interviews on the news are alarming to say the least. Time to go skiing.
“The roads are quite sloppy. They’re moving you around quite a bit when you slam on the brakes.” Slam? On the brakes?
As I left my apartment this morning, I overheard the tail end of a conversation between a grey-bearded, old fellow in sweatpants and a weathered middle-aged woman.
Her: “… dirty old man?”
Him (indignantly): No! it’s sexy senior citizen.
A comment from a Youtube.com page with a Letterman v. O’Reilly clip:
abilawuh (2 days ago)
americans so fat
Seattle Drivers, when it rains, could you stop spinning your tires all the way up the hill outside my apartment? Here’s a tip, when your tires start spinning and you lose momentum, it’s a good idea to ease off the gas pedal and wait for your tires to re-engage the pavement. Either that, or buy some new tires. Thanks, you’re annoying me. Don’t forget to vote.