Walking up the hill to my apartment on the way home from work, I saw a huge racoon walk out onto the sidewalk. Strangely, this is in the middle of the city, downtown during rush hour. We saw each other and stopped in our tracks. Some people in their cars found this amusing, so I flipped them and the racoon off. But not really. We managed to creep by one another on opposite sides of the sidewalk – me going up, ricky going down.
The other highlight of my day was seeing a coworker put on a beret and light up a cigarette… at the same time! Without any sense of irony!
WHAT?!? You didnt bust out with the [insert typical stereotypical gutteral throaty French laughing]?
I am disappointed in you, sir. Hehehee..