adam @ 404

In the age of the Internet, it’s pretty easy to come up with a half-baked idea and sell it for millions of dollars. I like that. That’s why I’m now going to disclose (the obviously already patented and very much in production) two new mind blowing ideas for human-to-human communication across the internet.

The first was discovered while chatting on my chat box to Jessica. From now on, abbreviations for actions like Laughing Out Loud (ie. LOL) and Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off (ie. ROFLMAO) are only going to be spelled out in a phonetic fashion. This will have the effect of making them universally accessible as NEW WORDS! Isn’t that great! LAWL RAWFOLE!

The second is the changing of emoticons from character based icons to full descriptions. This was discovered by Ariana in email correspondence. She was expressing her sadness and ended her email with the sentences. “sad. unhappy clown face.” How much better is that than a dumb ? Unhappy Clown Face? So genius and way more accessible for Web 2.0 Patrons!

In other news, I go on-call for a week in a couple hours so no Urban Golf Tourny for me. Unhappy Clown Face. BEBEAYEAYBE.

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