Archive for August, 2008

I Don’t Like Pointy Heads

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

From article about Obama living in a Mansion

“In terms of who’s an elitist, I think people have made a judgment that John McCain is not an arugula-eating, pointy headed professor-type based on his life story.”

I’m pretty sure Arugula is good for you. Keeps the heart going… long… into old age…

Cold War Quote of The Day

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

From NATO ministers review ties with Russia

Russia’s ambassador to NATO, Dmitry Rogozin, warned that what he described as an anti-Russian propaganda campaign could jeopardize existing security cooperation.
“We hope that tomorrow’s decisions by NATO will be balanced and that responsible forces in the West will give up the total cynicism that has been so evident (which) is pushing us back to the Cold War era,” Rogozin told reporters.

As much as American foreign policy is excruciatingly short-sighted and double-standard, this little gem is an all together over thee top quote. That a Russian diplomat would even say, “pushing us back to the Cold War era,” is just asking for him to get bitch slapped. Oh, like you had any Cold left for your new Era. Russia, are you trying to get back together with your ex-girlfriend?

ed. note: Looks like someone expanded my thorough analysis.

Drunk Political Post #1

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

Drunk Political Post #1 is all about thwarting the #1 American ideal of selfishness.

1) If you go to polls thinking about who is going to raise your taxes, you suck. As a single individual for the past 10 years of my true tax paying life I can say that I have personally paid for atleast 12 more tanks, 10 more anti aircraft weapons and plenty of CBU-58A/B’s. Do you hear me complaining about how many taxes I have to pay? Nope, that’s because I haven’t entered the pissy ass world of the married couple with a kid who seems to think politics revolves around their income tax bracket. Next time you go to the poll, just remember all those young single professionals that are fueling America’s war… AKA not you, and vote with your conscience.

2) If you go to the polls and look at someone’s last name and think.. oh McCain, that sounds like a quaint scot, then think about quickly effing yourself in the face. McCain holds about as many ideals with the scots as a mop does with not keeping sh*t clean. Please vote for the guy who sounds like he’s from the middle east because in the long run it will do most of us a lot better. Thanks!

This ends inappropriate drunk political post #1.