adam @ 404

Drunk Political Post #1 is all about thwarting the #1 American ideal of selfishness.

1) If you go to polls thinking about who is going to raise your taxes, you suck. As a single individual for the past 10 years of my true tax paying life I can say that I have personally paid for atleast 12 more tanks, 10 more anti aircraft weapons and plenty of CBU-58A/B’s. Do you hear me complaining about how many taxes I have to pay? Nope, that’s because I haven’t entered the pissy ass world of the married couple with a kid who seems to think politics revolves around their income tax bracket. Next time you go to the poll, just remember all those young single professionals that are fueling America’s war… AKA not you, and vote with your conscience.

2) If you go to the polls and look at someone’s last name and think.. oh McCain, that sounds like a quaint scot, then think about quickly effing yourself in the face. McCain holds about as many ideals with the scots as a mop does with not keeping sh*t clean. Please vote for the guy who sounds like he’s from the middle east because in the long run it will do most of us a lot better. Thanks!

This ends inappropriate drunk political post #1.

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